@jakehommer_4_Twitter

I’ve compiled a list of the top reasons why I think my best friend, Jake Hommer, would be best suited for a twitter page.

1. I’ve already created a name and double-checked it to ensure availability - @jakehommer
2. I’ve created alternative names in case @jakehommer isn’t sexy enough:
@jakenasty
@longandstrong
@goodbeerdrinker
@bicmaclover
@about2getnasty
3. He’s a man of minimal words – #Twitter caps at 140 characters. Perfect.
4. His Facebook status updates are generally clever as well as intriguing. Similar to a man of mystery.
5. His Facebook about me USED to be his bread and butter. I emphasize USED, as he has toned down on his Facebook awareness due to work, ladies and drinking. All, good reasons.
6. He has a Internet.
7. He has a MacBook.
8. He has an iPhone.
9. He has friends that live on #Twitter.
10. I have already started spreading the word that @jakehommer is going to sign up. More so, some of my followers have joined in on the action. The anticipation seems to be killing them. See image for example A.

I will not stop blogging, tweeting or emailing until @jakehommer is living on Twitter. If you see him, tell him to join.